Why are people always nuts
When these days no shop ever shuts
But Easter is the worst time ever
You’d swear the shops will close forever.
There’s trolleys, kids and people talking
Come on guys just please keep walking
Now’s not the time to talk in aisles
Don’t be deceived that I’m all smiles,
I’m just about to lose my shit
I knew the stress would be legit
Are you kidding there’s people fighting
They’re just eggs people no need for smiting
I swear next year I will do things early
Or bring my husband who is rather burly
To push the trolley and clear a path
And help avoid a big bloodbath
Ok I’m done now lets get through
The checkout, What, there’s only two?
You’re shitting me, this is so uncool
I have to get the kids from school!
So here’s the lesson I will say
Don’t leave it for another day
You then wont need to have a fit
When Easter shopping turns to shit!