I CAN’T EAT THAT!
It’s dinner time my mum just said
Get your butt up off your bed
Hurry up it’s getting cold
I swear you kids are 2 years old
It’s time for dad to say our grace
Did you really pull that face?
Dear Lord we thank you for this food
And pray for whichever kid just booed
We thank you for our blessed life
And my ever suffering wife
We thank you for the day we’ve had
In Jesus name from me the dad.
Oh good lets eat I’m really starved
For the turkey dad just carved
But what the heck is all that stuff
That’s coming out the turkeys duff.
I CAN’T EAT THAT it’s been inside
The turkeys bum I’m horrified
What is it called I need to know
It’s stuffing love it’s all the go
Just have a try it’s nothing new
It’s stuffing kid not turkey poo!
I’m sorry mum I CAN’T EAT THAT
I’d rather eat my leather hat
I can’t believe the fuss you’re making
Oh for goodness sake just stop your shaking
Eat your food that’s on your plate
Don’t worry, there’s no stuffing mate.
So after dinner I went to pray
To God so I could have my say
Dear Lord you know me all too well
I really don’t mean to make mum yell
And I am not usually an ungrateful lad
But that turkey stuffing just looked all bad
I guess I’m asking for you to see
That turkey stuffing is not for me
And forgive me God for hassling mum
But I’m not eating from a turkeys bum!